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I'm Ben, I'm a Flamenco guitarist, I like to run, and I love languages.

La tisede Biniamin, la sá gitarakemi Fuamenko, oira la pona, a la nime rotuadi.

Sino sá rotua sie la fisiese, taja.
Lai reí (o mafa kua e sino jobuli) sá misie tau mahi e toi dije a la ti nime pi sie togí.
outerspacecake:

Whenever my brother walks into the room and looks over my shoulder I start drawing like this

outerspacecake:

Whenever my brother walks into the room and looks over my shoulder I start drawing like this

florenceandthepoutines:

I could go for a nice make-out session up against a wall right about now.

ruraljackdaw:

psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

image

how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

oh

the-weed-wizard:

if you don’t think Kim Possible’s school sign was the best then you need to get out of my face.

hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:

stanley-darsh:

i want to:

  • wear and have your clothes
  • couple cosplay with you
  • go to the beach with you
  • cuddle with you
  • give you little kissies
  • hug you
  • have lil date nights and days with you
  • have ice cream together UuU

i kept expecting “sacrifice you to the dark lord satan” i’m so confused A+ for unexpected turn in text post

likeviolenceyoukill-me:

Basically why he is one of my favourite humans ever

likeviolenceyoukill-me:

Basically why he is one of my favourite humans ever

grantaire-put-that-bottle-down:

deatheaterandwhovian:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

onthesideoftheotters:

remember the time when spock quoted sherlock and then sherlock was in the next movie

that’s how you summon Benedict Cumberbatch

please, for the love of god, be joking…

The lip reading does look like “however improbable must be the” so I’d say not

we’re not going to talk about how I haven’t seen Star Trek

humansofnewyork:

“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”

humansofnewyork:

“After this I go to work at a pizza shop. My wife and I were college professors in Bangladesh. I taught accounting. But one dollar in America becomes eighty dollars when we send it back home.”

pretzel-swirl:

meow-fuck:

If you were having a bad day, here are some kittens in a bathtub.

never have I ever seen kittens calmly swimming in water

phalagreen:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

Ohhhhhhh, we just say, “two weeks”.

I hear fortnight somewhat often, and would use it if it felt appropriate.